Ultimate Cycler

An unknown phone number whatsapp me this morning commercialising Ultimate Cycler. I was so busy and decided to scare him of with French language, I don’t understand French so I decided to use my Google Translator to reply him in French.

I said: S’il vous plaît ne pas déranger ma paix

meaning: Please don’t disturb my peace.

I was so happy that I have finally scared this business guy of with french language but few minutes later, to my greatest surprise this guy replied me in French too.

He Said: Bonjour. Désolé de déranger votre paix. J’ai juste envie d’aider à faire de l’argent

meaning: Good Morning. Sorry for disturbing your peace. I just feel like helping you to make money

With my mouth still wide Agape, I zoomed at this fellow picture to see closely. Believe me, this guy is a typical Naija guy. hmmm

Nine I shout Cho!

I 4get say Naija no dey carry last o Cho!. Even tho I bin speak India, believe me, this guy for follow me rap o. cho!

omo I just wick. I cut cap for the guy sha.

How I wish that we can use this skills of ours to also evangelise and win more souls for Christ. We are gifted in diverse ways and we can do so many unbelievable things that we know not that we can do. sometimes ignorance makes us believe that we are limited. but we aren’t.

Ultimate Cycler

Hypertension

 

I thought i wouldn’t write Fun Story again this year but something suddenly happened this morning that stirred up the atmosphere, causing a massive distortion in the air and the environment.

I decided not to be disturbed by the ruckus and pass on some vital information about a relative business to Bro Tuks, but Bro Tuks did not allow me to land in my statement when he said “Bro I No Follow I Beg” lol…

Few seconds later my phone rang and Big Bros called to give me the update of what is happening in the society. I calmed him down and introduced the same related business to him but Big Bros paused for a while and told me that he will call me back later. Big Bros never called back nor picked my phone call anymore even when i called.

I was startled by their actions and asked myself these questions: Is this how common information can turn the world upsidedown? make some people go mad, increase bp and even cause some people to commit suicide? That means there is Power in information and there is power in the WORD and the WORD really created the World. My friend Barrister E would be saying today that he is a lucky man but i always don’t allow anything to disturb my peace right from the beginning. Believe me, I have faith and i know things. There is no reason to be worried in life. Jesus loves you.

 Hypertension

THE NEW CREATION

Happy New Month Fun Story

by Prince Lee

We have two kinds of life, The normal life most people have and the life of a new creation. The life of a new creation is called Zoe. Zoe is the God Kind of Life and it is giving freely to those who believe and has accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and personal savior. II Cor 5:17

Yesterday I drove down to my system maintainer’s shop and found a lady with a frowny and a black face. Her face looked like someone who was ready to kill something. Then I asked her politely, My sister please what is the problem. She said that Mr. J the owner of the shop sold her a bad laptop.

I have little knowledge of computer maintenance so I observed the laptop & discovered the actual problem of the laptop which was week battery cell due to overcharging. I told the girl the actual problem of the laptop but she didn’t believe me, she was so furious and asked me to mind my business. I gave her some moment as she continued to frown. After some time I looked at her black frowny face and gave her a warm smile but she struggled to return back the smile.

So I told her that, I am going to prove my observation about her laptop by using my own laptop battery on her system which I did and it worked. She was so happy though she didn’t express it much but she asked me a question, she said ”where are you from? ” I said Ogoni, She shouted and she said I don’t look or behave like an Ogoni man. hahaha, she said despite her rudeness to me, I still smiled at her and gave her my laptop battery.

I was surprised because I understood that she don’t know that I no longer have my normal life since I gave it to christ my life has been replaced with the life of God which is ZOE.

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THE NEW CREATION

NAME

When I was a little boy, I use to rear animals like goat, pigeon, chicken and rabbit. My animals know me very well and I use to call them by whistling. whenever I transmit a particle whistle they run out from every corner to meet me. How did I infuse this whistling principle into them? at the initial stage of the animals live, I use to blow that particular whistle whenever I am feeding them and they got use to it.

 

At a later stage of my life, I decided to secretly try the same whistle principle on a friend. His name was Mr.UC. Mr.UC is a very muscular and strong guy and he doesn’t take shit from anybody including his friends.

Whenever I am around Mr.UC I carefully transmit a particular whistle, If he is in the house and I want to call his name and give him something I blow that particular whistle with my mouth before calling his name. Mr. UC gradually got used to this particular whistle.

 

One day, I saw Mr.UC afar of, I blew the whistle and duck somewhere so he couldn’t see me. Mr.UC keep on stretching is neck here and there to look out for me but he couldn’t see me. I discovered that the whistle principle also works on humans. O Yes, it works. By the way, some folks call themselves by whistling.

 

Now.

NAME is very spiritual. The names we bear and hear have a spiritual effect on our lives. It makes sense to say that the names we answer gradually get into our subconscious mind but I will say that there is a connection between our names and our spirit that’s why God had to change Jacob’s name from Jacob to Isreal, God also changed Abram to Abraham, he changed term… Saul to Paul. God love to change names whenever he wants to bless because HE hates contradiction.

 

Most of us ignorantly call our children names like beans, rice yam, pot, farm, water, & so on. Ah! Ah! What do we want our children to become from these names we are giving them? If you have plans for your child, you will give him a suitable name that depicts your plans for his life. If our Heavenly father God know how to carefully give his children names why are we so careless about it?

 

Pray and enquire from the Holy Spirit before giving out names to your children.

NAME

Many praise the birds a lot , they sing and write about the beautiful voices of the birds. My dad even bought a canary songbird lately because he loves the way the bird stylishly sing in the morning.

But the frogs have been neglected right from time. We ridicule the frog a lot and even use frog voice as a metaphor for those who has a terrible voice.

Nevertheless, frog still sings, they haven’t stopped singing. Despite what people say about them from the beginning till today, they still continue to sing. Do you know that frogs sing better than birds? If u think I am a lair pls go to the pond tonight and hear them sing.

Do you know that frogs do harmonize when singing? They sing with one voice and they sing with parts (tenor, treble, and bass) in a hub or community birds only solo but frogs are advance singers.

No matter what people say about you keep on moving on.

If you feel no one loves you, sing to the lord and even add some Styles to it.

Just know, One day the world will celebrate you.

MY BIRTHDAY CLOTH

I am so happy to be opportune and alive to write this topic on a special day like this. I know my friend Barrister Evans Duley and others would love me to display my birthday cloth here for the world to see hahaha… but unfortunately, mommy said I am too old for that. Maybe I will ask her for Christmas cloth and hear what she will say again.

 

The clothes we wear every day is very important and has a great influence and interpretation on our personality. in other words, the cloth we wear has the ability to transmit signals and information. some of the reaction you get from people comes from the cloth you are wearing right there.

 

If u feel am not making sense, please wear a rag and go out for jogging. Make sure u jog pass the house of your manager & boss too and listen to their comments.

 

Many of us are ignorant of the clothes we wear both in the spirit and in the physical and it has a great effect on our personality, emotion, mood, growth, ability, self-awareness, confidence. respect. there is power in the cloth we wear.

 

Dear Prince, which cloth should our spirit wear?

According to the bible, Our spirit should wear Ephesians 6:14 – 19

 

14 Stand therefore, having girded your waist with truth, having put on the breastplate of righteousness, 15 and having shod your feet with the preparation of the gospel of peace; 16 above all, taking the shield of faith with which you will be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked one. 17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God; 18 praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, being watchful to this end with all perseverance and supplication for all the saints —

NKJV

MY BIRTHDAY CLOTH

an Advice from BRO Charlie

Fun Story

Bro Charlie is always fun to be with and enthusiastic; you can hardly see him sad

or moody. He makes fun with almost everything he relates with.

One day I was walking on the road with bro Charlie. I decided to tell him my story.

I was a guy that hardly smiles, even though am happy my face is sometimes moody.

Someone asked me to smile one day while taking a photograph of me and I asked him this

question “why should I smile? Did I win a lottery?” it was as serious as being very

happy inside but my happiness refused to reflect on my face.

So Bro Charlie told me a secret and the secret is related to the Power of the Mind.

He told me that the things he sees and his thoughts make him smile always and

he gave an example with a car we saw on the side of the road. He said he could imagine lifting

the car all by himself and take it home. Just imagine seeing Bro Charlie lifting a car on his head and strolling on the road, wont it be amazing? He made mention of his imagination, that means he imagine things that makes him smile always.

The moments I started exercising this concept, I changed but sometimes my imagination could be

very funny and annoying. I could be looking at you and having a funny imagination about

you. I’m glad God didn’t make man to see the thoughts of his neighbour if not I would

have been shot dead by now.

I understand that everything that happens around us including our mood is been govern by our thoughts and  our Imagination. #FUNSTORY

an Advice from BRO Charlie